Orli's
Angels -
Episodes
# 1 - 2, August 2001
Episode 1 - Hey hey we're the Angels!
On Aug. 20, 2001 (or around there
abouts), Orlando
Bloom's Oasis Yahoo Club
witnessed and event of epic proportions:
the creation of DG's 2 new sidekicks,
Obsession Babe (aka Eowyn) and
Lady B.S. (aka Merc)! A few days later on
Aug. 30, 2001 we formed Orli's
Angels with Artemis Action Woman!
Get to know Obsession Babe, Lady
B.S. and Artemis Action Woman below!
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Obsession Babe
(and no, it isn't a coincidence that she has the same initials as Orli)
has the super power to freakily
focus her energy on one entity, and to educate those
around her about her fixation (case
in point, Orlando
Bloom's Oasis), providing the
List
Buddies and
Orli's Angels with priceless Orli info!
Here is Obsession Babe's introduction
in her own words:
OOH I'm a sidekick! well I would like to thank the people who put where I am (that's DG and Orli??). in my new role I swear to be a good girl and never do anything wrong and do what ever I'm told (yeah right!!!) What I do swear to is to fight the demon pixies in the ongoing battle!!! They shall not get me away from Orli, lij, Dom, billy, heath, ben, josh, etc.!!!!
My obsessions are my own but with me Lady B.S. and DG we shall defeat the demon pixies!!!
eowyn!
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Lady B.S.
has the ability of B.S. to confuse her enemies, protect the secret identities
of the
Orli's Angels, and keep us all
on our toes by pointing new opportunities of evil and danger!
Here is Lady B.S.'s introduction
in her own words:
I would like to thank the academy... no wait a minute! I am so honoured to be a sidekick to Denial Girl (wave tear ^__^) I, Lady B.S. (wow i have so many alter egos now... the voices in my head won't stop!) shall swear herself and all of my powers of B.S. towards the efforts of the elimination of Models, pixies, and Martha Stewert! I shall also protect the life of Orlando Bloom from all those he may make him stray from his happy home in my closet (heh heh heh heh, long story behind that one). May the powers of.....ummmmmmm..... the 3 girl Yahoo Club Women for ever be cool! YEAH! That sounds good.
Hee heee hee Yippy Skippy!
Merc / Lady B.S.
Every super power team needs a ring
leader, a boss, a head honcho, and
Artemis Action Woman
gladly stepped into the role! She's basically our Bosley,
sending us on missions and tries
to stop us drooling too much over Orli. Good luck Artemis!
Here is Artemis Action Woman's
introduction in her own words:
Ohhh can I be like that guy who like helps the angels
out???? Neetywinkers!!!:)
We must protect our darling Orli from the evils of the
world!!! This is our mission! We must prepare for December when everyone
will take notice and will want to bestow horrors on our one and only Orli!
*tear in eye* I Artemis Action Woman, hereby swear to devote my life and
soul at protecting this
dashing young man and crush all evil doers that get in
the way! Yes!
~Artemis Action Girl ^_^
And now you know the Angels!
Episode 2 - Clones, Robots,
and Pixies, Oh my!
Over the course of a few days (starting
on Aug. 19, 2001), Merc, who would soon become known
as Lady B.S., started a most interesting
discussion on Orlando
Bloom's Oasis Yahoo Club.
(Note: this is the post that piqued
DG's interest in having sidekicks, but was
pre-Orli's Angels so that's why
there is no Artemis) Let us read:
Merc's bit:
Date: Sun, 19 Aug. 2001
Subject: Strange Ramblings [Yahoo! Clubs: Orlando
Bloom's Oasis]
Okay hello all! Merc here! I being in a chipper
mood, from taking a 2 mile walk and which after I sat to watch Labyrinth(
"Dance magic daannnnccee") have come to a conclusion. Is Orlando Bloom
real? Yes this may sound odd but is he really? Or rather is Jude Law real?
Are any of the hot men in the entertainment business truly live beings
or are they clones or robots? Strange to think of really. I come from a
place where men have yet to flourish but exist as annoying, pouting, boys
who grunt and snort (Mogeloids as we call them) Yet we have these strange
idles, these Gods on earth of which sane (or
insane I suppose) woman come to worship. Yet,
we hardly ever catch glimpses of them, BUT we spy clones of them! I have
also
spotted an Orli look alike, but as soon as I pointed him out (with much
glee) he vanished... Why? Where do they go? How do they hide? I have come
to an idea that real men don't exist, that they are illusions brought on
by a strange cult.
Jude, for example, is really a computer generated image in all his movies and they then make robots for public appearance. Why, to gain the attention and power over young and single woman. Now to who is doing this I'm not sure. Denial girl suspects the models, I personally think it's the Martha Stewert regime. The answer is un-known....
Merc
Note: I am the queen of weird B.S. Also giant
pixie sticks are your friends.... Mixed with Dr. Pepper the all holy
nectar of life) strange things just kind of pop out.
Amy's bit:
LOL Merc! Denial Girl will be pleased to know that you have been listening to her teachings. :)
Well, I did see this incredibly hot guy on the
bus once and he smiled at me, causing me and my best friend to freak out
when we got to our stop... And Eowyn saw the Orli look alike. Were these
just robots or clones? I don't know....
~Amy
p.s. I think it's time for DG to get an official
side kick. I am impressed by your thoughts Merc... we should discuss....
:)
Eowyn's bit:
Personally I don't think it's robots, I think
it's the evil pixies. I've said this many a time, I think they are trying
to take over the
world. What they do is make these gorgeous
guys famous to keep us distracted then they steal the opportunities from
before us. I think they were controlling my friend when she stopped me
pulling the Orli look alike. I think it's like a whole big demon pixie
thing!
They are trying to steal our men whilst we aren't looking! What we have to do to stop this is permanently is: look at them. Never take your eyes of them (which funnily enough is exactly what I did to the Orli look alike the other day. I think I didn't take my eyes of him at all until the concert started and even then I was still turning to check if he was still there)
I also think it was the demon pixies that make me type so badly in the evening!
eowyn
Has this topic opened our eyes to
a new plot being hatched by SM Inc.?
I see LBS's and OB's powers are
already coming in handy! Orli's Angels are on the case!
NOTE: This Orli's Angels is not affiliated with
the Orlando Bloom Fanclub.
This little thing on my site is just for fun.
:)